Fergie Unveils Swarovski Star

Fergie, of all people, unveiled the new star that's going to adorn the top of the Christmas Tree in Rockefeller Center this Christmas. The 33-year-old Fergalicious singer unveiled the 550-pound, 9.5-foot star, made of 25,000 crystals which will be set atop the giant X-mas tree. Am I the only one who finds the pairing of Fergie to this star, slightly random? I mean, why Fergie? I would've expected Miley Cyrus, the conqueror of anything media, to be posing with the pointed star. But no, it's Fergie.

“I’m happy being a part of this Swarovski program as celebrities and designers come together offering their talents to benefit the lives of children in positive ways,” said Fergie.

Is she even a celebrity still? I didn't know she pranced around declaring we do things for Children; I didn't know she knew children even existed! Lets just hope she's no there when the lights go on; she might short circuit the lights causing a massive explosion in New York because she had a pee-pee accident.

Where is Peter Petrelli to save the day?

Miley Cyrus and Lover

Miley Cyrus and her lover, Justin Gaston, made yet another gag-worthy appearance together. This time it was to the BMI Country Awards; why a Disney Popstar is constantly associated with Country Music is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if she's from hicksville and has a country 'star' father; she's still pop. The little diva is apparently choosing her ho-man over her ho-ho, no not the chocolate tasties --she can't eat those because it makes her look fatter now that she's on the pill-- but her co-star, Emily Osment; sister to the drugged out child star, Haley Joel Osment. By the way, who names their SON, Haley?

The tension between the two apparently forms icicles on the spot, according to a source (And I couldn't make that shit up..well I could but I didn't.) The source revealed that the former BFFs are very distant now: 'Things are so chilly between Miley and Emily, icicles form every time they have to speak to each other.' Intwesting. I didn't know Miley had power over, not only media outlets, music industry including music she doesn't even do (I'm waiting for the BET awards to have her host), and the minds of children, but the weather in closed in spaces.

Her choice to continue banging and declaring their tryst in forms of public PDA that is warrent for the underwear model to be arrested for pedophilia, only leads the two Disney whores to find themselves bickering over him. Jealousy? Anger? What could two teens want with an underwear model?


Oh...that.

I believe the only reason this man hasn't been arrested by athorities is because they've seen these pictures and perhaps a little more to keep them at arresting bay. That or Billy Ray threatened to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" in a microphone in front of the station house if they did so; he doesn't want his little 'mini me' taken from him. They do have great hair.

Trish Cyrus knows, better than most, how much danger Miley is in if he does follow the route that Billy Ray did at that age; Babies. Perhaps a mini Miley? Because of this, Trish chaperones via text message when her 15-year old is out 'innocenting' it up with her 20 year old boyfriend. Thats the ticket, Trish, TEXT HER! Brandi, the possibly most sane one of the family, brought up the idea of birth control, just in case. Now, birth control and texting, which one will be the most effective? Time will tell but I definately know that texting doesn't cause weight gain. I'm waiting for Miley and Justin to become preggers and Miley prancing around with the baby in her purse, dressed up in outfits, and saying how amazing it is to be a mom; then passing the baby off to her mother who texts it to sleep.

You are no Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus, you don't shop at wallmart.

David Squared

David Archuleta and David Cook are most remembered for the battle of the Davids in the finale of the most overrated show of America. Even though David Archuleta, 17, came in second, he got a record deal and fame. The shy bumbling teenager can rarely get through an interview without seeming to be panicky and afraid that the interviewer will turn into a ravaging clown bent on pyschotic revenage at anyone named 'David Archuleta.' It's OK, David, we all feel that way.

His new CD, entitled 'David Archuleta' (So the clowns will get confused and he has a chance to run), was set on shelves today beside Taylor Swifbitch's new CD, Fearless. He also made an appearance on TRL (Which I thought was supposed to be over by now...) and E! also reported a little interview where he talked about his 'relationship' with David Cook, 25. Talking about texting, calling, staying in contact and hanging out whenever they can, can leave one to think that David Cook's 'stepping out' with 'girlfriend', Kimberly Cadwell, was all a cover for the TRUTH. What does a, 25 year old, want with a 17 year old?

Love.

Both David Cook and David Archuleta passed through the L.A. Airport; apparently travelling together. Although they kept their distance to throw off the paps, both seemed lost and confused without the other...
A source said that when Archie went through security, following David, the alarm went off causing Archie to get patted down. David was said to have gotten annoyed with the security guard for a certain hand placement-pat down and Archie had to calm [David] down before it escalated into a brawl with the airport security officer.

Recently, David Cook spoke about his relationship with the teenager; when asked if he sees Archie in his future, Cook responded: “Hopefully, because that means Archie and I are hopefully still doing well!" Because there is more than a four year age difference, The Davids, or Double Ds, have kept their relationship a secret. According to a source, they've gone slowly, wishing not to rush anything because of how good they have it, and will start getting 'serious' when David A turns 18 on December 28th. I sense a very Happy Birthday present in little Archie's future.

Taylor Swift Never Bitter over Joe Jonas?

Taylor Swift's new CD, Fearless, came out today, Nov.11th. Ms. Swift decided to entertain a few fans at a Wallmart in Tennessee to celebrate by showing up and buying her own CD. Last minute promotion is always a fun thing. Flashing the CD like Britney flashing her hoohah with no undies to the cameras, Taylor posed for a few pictures. Smiles, fangirl glee and bouncing hairsprayed curls wasn't the only thing surrounding this album release. Ms. Swift spent the last week or so whining about her breakup with ex- Joe Jonas; 25 second break up call, fading attention to her, and cheating all in the ensemble. She said how her poor heart was broken and how he had hurt her ever so 'deeply.' An outrage of fans contemplating Mr. Jonas' attitude and true personality are going to be confused yet again with a new piece of information coming from the Album release.

A certain Intern Adam, who also holds a blog *poses for 2.7 seconds too long in gangsta mode* was in attendence. Hugs, giggles, and mostly likely coppin' a feel occurred.

Exhibit A:


“There was lots of tumblings throughout the crowd about the new guy,” one onlooker said. I'm sure tumblings wasn't the word the 'onlooker' used; it was most likely 'gossip' but of course, it was in fact, in Tennessee. Which brings us to one question, which will most likely lead to more, why was this idiot even in Tennessee's Wallmart where Taylor Swift just happened to show up to by her new CD, Fearless, which comes out today. From the look of his blog, he seems to be a stalker of her of a sort unless... dare I say, she got over Joe Jonas. *waits for the gasps and hear attacks to end* Yes, she is over Joe Jonas but she was never bitter about the break up in the first place!

Another onlooker, anomnononon (Yes it's the real name. From a far off country of shhshhs, by the way you have to click your tongue once between the 'shh', of which seems to be full of Taylor Swift fans), said that they asked Taylor about her feelings about Joe in a quick session of Q&A as they took myspace worthy photos. Kissy faces and all. Taylor responded by saying, "Oh him? The truth is, between you and me, I've been over it." The country star also added, "I appeared in their 3D movie Concert and we had a little summer fun; it got old and didn't work out for us. But I'm fine with it.' The fan asked about the publicity of their breakup and why she decided to out them; Taylor giggled, "Well, I took a page out of Miley Cyrus' book. She had an album coming up, spoke to a few [people] about her and Nick's relationship...' Here Swift motioned silently for the fan to catch on. Swift then laughed again, "I don't talk to [Joe] anymore; he's slightly annoyed of things I said but hey, what are ya going to do? There are more fish in the sea!" When she saw a camera phone she screamed, "Oh and buy my new CD! It's all so REAL!"

Yes, more fish in the sea; Chicken of the Sea, Taylor, is still fish. I guess from this we can see that Taylor's 'hurt' and 'pain' in those few interviews that gained huge popularity, were for just that; publicity for her name in lights to get album sales. Its a wobbly world there; you get sales and loose people. But from the fact she's already got a new man, it looks like Joe may not have been the one who was 'fading' into a new lover after all. When the fan asked her about this, Taylor giggled again, declaring, "Oh, I don't talk about my personal life..."

I don't blame the poor Jonas for dumping blondie; at least she didn't get his money in a vegas wedding ceremony with no prenup because he was drunk and high off of paint fumes. When Joe was asked to comment on Taylor's attitude, he just placed a red helmet over his head and fought with a candy wrapper while his younger brother, Nick, rubbed his back in consolement.

The moral of this story is that there are two or..five, stories to each story...