Taylor Swift's new CD, Fearless, came out today, Nov.11th. Ms. Swift decided to entertain a few fans at a Wallmart in Tennessee to celebrate by showing up and buying her own CD. Last minute promotion is always a fun thing. Flashing the CD like Britney flashing her hoohah with no undies to the cameras, Taylor posed for a few pictures. Smiles, fangirl glee and bouncing hairsprayed curls wasn't the only thing surrounding this album release. Ms. Swift spent the last week or so whining about her breakup with ex- Joe Jonas; 25 second break up call, fading attention to her, and cheating all in the ensemble. She said how her poor heart was broken and how he had hurt her ever so 'deeply.' An outrage of fans contemplating Mr. Jonas' attitude and true personality are going to be confused yet again with a new piece of information coming from the Album release.
A certain Intern Adam, who also holds a blog *poses for 2.7 seconds too long in gangsta mode* was in attendence. Hugs, giggles, and mostly likely coppin' a feel occurred.
Exhibit A:
“There was lots of tumblings throughout the crowd about the new guy,” one onlooker said. I'm sure tumblings wasn't the word the 'onlooker' used; it was most likely 'gossip' but of course, it was in fact, in Tennessee. Which brings us to one question, which will most likely lead to more, why was this idiot even in Tennessee's Wallmart where Taylor Swift just happened to show up to by her new CD, Fearless, which comes out today. From the look of his blog, he seems to be a stalker of her of a sort unless... dare I say, she got over Joe Jonas. *waits for the gasps and hear attacks to end* Yes, she is over Joe Jonas but she was never bitter about the break up in the first place!
Another onlooker, anomnononon (Yes it's the real name. From a far off country of shhshhs, by the way you have to click your tongue once between the 'shh', of which seems to be full of Taylor Swift fans), said that they asked Taylor about her feelings about Joe in a quick session of Q&A as they took myspace worthy photos. Kissy faces and all. Taylor responded by saying, "Oh him? The truth is, between you and me, I've been over it." The country star also added, "I appeared in their 3D movie Concert and we had a little summer fun; it got old and didn't work out for us. But I'm fine with it.' The fan asked about the publicity of their breakup and why she decided to out them; Taylor giggled, "Well, I took a page out of Miley Cyrus' book. She had an album coming up, spoke to a few [people] about her and Nick's relationship...' Here Swift motioned silently for the fan to catch on. Swift then laughed again, "I don't talk to [Joe] anymore; he's slightly annoyed of things I said but hey, what are ya going to do? There are more fish in the sea!" When she saw a camera phone she screamed, "Oh and buy my new CD! It's all so REAL!"
Yes, more fish in the sea; Chicken of the Sea, Taylor, is still fish. I guess from this we can see that Taylor's 'hurt' and 'pain' in those few interviews that gained huge popularity, were for just that; publicity for her name in lights to get album sales. Its a wobbly world there; you get sales and loose people. But from the fact she's already got a new man, it looks like Joe may not have been the one who was 'fading' into a new lover after all. When the fan asked her about this, Taylor giggled again, declaring, "Oh, I don't talk about my personal life..."
I don't blame the poor Jonas for dumping blondie; at least she didn't get his money in a vegas wedding ceremony with no prenup because he was drunk and high off of paint fumes. When Joe was asked to comment on Taylor's attitude, he just placed a red helmet over his head and fought with a candy wrapper while his younger brother, Nick, rubbed his back in consolement.
The moral of this story is that there are two or..five, stories to each story...
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