Miley Cyrus and her lover, Justin Gaston, made yet another gag-worthy appearance together. This time it was to the BMI Country Awards; why a Disney Popstar is constantly associated with Country Music is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if she's from hicksville and has a country 'star' father; she's still pop. The little diva is apparently choosing her ho-man over her ho-ho, no not the chocolate tasties --she can't eat those because it makes her look fatter now that she's on the pill-- but her co-star, Emily Osment; sister to the drugged out child star, Haley Joel Osment. By the way, who names their SON, Haley?
The tension between the two apparently forms icicles on the spot, according to a source (And I couldn't make that shit up..well I could but I didn't.) The source revealed that the former BFFs are very distant now: 'Things are so chilly between Miley and Emily, icicles form every time they have to speak to each other.' Intwesting. I didn't know Miley had power over, not only media outlets, music industry including music she doesn't even do (I'm waiting for the BET awards to have her host), and the minds of children, but the weather in closed in spaces.
Her choice to continue banging and declaring their tryst in forms of public PDA that is warrent for the underwear model to be arrested for pedophilia, only leads the two Disney whores to find themselves bickering over him. Jealousy? Anger? What could two teens want with an underwear model?
Oh...that.
I believe the only reason this man hasn't been arrested by athorities is because they've seen these pictures and perhaps a little more to keep them at arresting bay. That or Billy Ray threatened to sing "Achy Breaky Heart" in a microphone in front of the station house if they did so; he doesn't want his little 'mini me' taken from him. They do have great hair.
Trish Cyrus knows, better than most, how much danger Miley is in if he does follow the route that Billy Ray did at that age; Babies. Perhaps a mini Miley? Because of this, Trish chaperones via text message when her 15-year old is out 'innocenting' it up with her 20 year old boyfriend. Thats the ticket, Trish, TEXT HER! Brandi, the possibly most sane one of the family, brought up the idea of birth control, just in case. Now, birth control and texting, which one will be the most effective? Time will tell but I definately know that texting doesn't cause weight gain. I'm waiting for Miley and Justin to become preggers and Miley prancing around with the baby in her purse, dressed up in outfits, and saying how amazing it is to be a mom; then passing the baby off to her mother who texts it to sleep.
You are no Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus, you don't shop at wallmart.
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